"What are you a monk?" -- Phyllis
"I'm a Sith Lord. This thing cost me $129." -- Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute is a character on the television mockumentary sitcom The Office, played by Rainn Wilson. He is one of the top Salesmen for the fictional paper distribution company Dunder Mifflin.
In Season 2, Episode 5, entitled "Halloween", Dwight dresses up as a Sith Lord - presumably Emperor Palpatine - earning him fan-chosen nicknames like Darth Beetus and Assistant to the Regional Darth.